Free Lunch

Try the sandwich, Sir,

Try the sandwich, Miss.

There’s no charge

you see, for either,

you see.

Certainly it’s disease free,

nothing wrong with our

free sandwiches at all,

we only ask,

Sir,

Miss,

that you sit here for a bit.

Nothing shady or wrong,

we believe,

just a wee respite,

with a free sandwich,

while you watch this amazing

video, of our CEO, eating a

sandwich.

Isn’t the sandwich sexy?

Try the sandwich won’t you?

Miss?

Sir?

It’s free; with only a side of

misogyny, bigotry or alien

conspiracies.

Yes, that is home made mayo,

right here in the shop.

No, it’s not gluten free, but

taste the difference, compared to

some other philosophies.

Try the free sandwiches,

Sir?

Miss?

Mister?

Ma’am?

They’re free…