This Way to the Moon Egress

Let’s put the idiots on the moon.

We’ll do it like P. T. Barnum did it

and his, “This Way to the Great

Egress” exhibit.

The Egress of course, was

the exit. People foolish

enough not to know what

the egress was, found themselves

back out on the street. Bewildered.

So we’ll come up with something like,

“This way to the endless orgasm

machine!”, or “This way to the free

money and guns pavilion!”

And the idiots will walk down that

corridor, find themselves on a

one way space ship to the moon.

Once filled to capacity, “Whoosh!”

To the Moon, Alice.

I wonder if you could see all the

corpses of the idiots all over

the surface of the Moon from Earth?

Dotting the Sea of Tranquility with

their “I’m with Stupid” tee-shirts and

“Make America great Again”, trucker caps.

Hmm, maybe that’s not such a hot

idea. I’d hate to ruin the Moon the way

we’ve ruined the Earth with gaggles of

knuckle dragging idiots littering the

the landscape.

I guess we’ll just have to educate them

and make them productive members of

society. Damn it.  No. No, I was right,

to the Moon they should go.  The Dark Side.