Brain
bashing brutality
bludgeoning
the carefully
carved
characters on All
Hallows Eve.
Crime scenes
of carnage,
pumpkin pulpification
plastered on
pavement and
porches.
The pumpkin’s
toothy grin
shattered
and smashed from
shenanigans
of school-aged
smart
alecks.
Unsolved
these unfathomable
unsavory
acts will remain, as
no one
mourns the tears of a
smashed and
shattered pumpkin.
Witches will
keep witching,
Zombies will
keep braiiiiiinnnsss…
Werewolves
will keep howling,
as the
goblins gobble greedily.
Woe to those
that wrought
such willful
wanton waste,
to the flickering
faces of
pumpkin
fancy.
Candy
wrappers winding a
whimsical
trail over walkways
and woodland
paths, leading
to a
wonderland of fright.
Pumpkins
will be avenged,
pumpkins
will get you in the end,
pumpkin pie,
pumpkin beer, pumpkin
spice latte
for $12.99.
The brutal bludgeoning
will
be revenged.
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