It came from Space,
landing in a New Jersey farm field,
a tubular spacecraft, devoid of windows
or discernable doors, but emanating
a singular golden yellow glow.
The citizens, with mixed feelings,
approached with pitchforks,
torches, Bibles, Geiger counters,
x-ray specs, long sticks, and suspicious
contempt for this newly landed
craft.
A rumble at the crash site,
shaking the soil and twitching the
trees, as the spacecraft, opened
a large bay door, spilling more
bright light into the New Jersey night,
the citizens shielded their eyes,
dropping a pitchfork or two.
A being, of matter and light,
glowing yet fading, emerged from
the large tube, luminous and flickering,
with gentle waves of mass rolling
across it’s surface. Slender arms and legs,
moved languidly forward from the craft.
“What is it,” mumbled Sheriff John, his eyes shimmering in
the glow.
“A spaceman,” said Mrs. Carter, breathless with awe.
“Whoa, Whoa, who are you to assign it a gender,” said young Polly.
Polly with hands on hips, a confused, yet accusatory look in
the eyes.
“Well, I mean, I’m from a different era, they were all called
Spacemen then,” said Mrs. Carter.
“I don’t see what authority you have, even if you’re from a
different era, to just arbitrarily assign a gender to this being,” said Polly.
“I don’t think Mrs. Carter was trying to incite any disagreement
here. Just a…a turn of phrase,” said Sheriff John.
“Um-hm,” nodded Polly.
The being stretched its long arms out
over the faces of the gasping crowd,
a benevolence emanated from its kind looking
yet Rorschach face, a feeling of calm
rolled in waves.
“Shoot it,” shouted Jerry Bob, “shoot it because it’s
different!”
“Now, now, Jerry Bob, we don’t know why it’s here,” said
Sheriff John.
“It’ll make the kids gay,” shouted Jerry Bob.
“I don’t think that’s…,” said Sheriff John, now trying to corral
the crowd, but he was shouted down.
“Does it believe in God,” asked one far voice, “is Jesus it’s
personal savior?”
“It’s got science stuff, it’s the devil. The Devil I say!”
“Let’s rush it!”
Sheriff John looked at Polly for a little help.
Polly shrugged, “They haven’t assigned a gender so… I’ve got
nothing.”
The outer space being’s glowing skin
began to ripple and change,
like deep sea cuttlefish,
the previous wave of calm seemed to mirror the changes,
the townsfolk turned to each other and
projected their suspicions towards each other.
“Johnny Welsh is gay,” shouted Mr. Peabody.
“Hey, I told you that in confidence,” said Johnny, “you said
you liked it.”
“Ms. Leigh is a murderer, she killed a kid in college with
her car,” said Sam the mechanic.
“Well, Sam records women in the bathroom of the garage,”
said Ms. Leigh.
“I lied about having cancer, it was just a rash,” said Sven,
“took all that fundraising money and went to Vegas.”
Sheriff John shook his head.
“Can we focus on the being from space please,” he asked.
Polly pointed at the space being.
“Look, it’s leaving. I think it just gave us a… a middle
finger.”
“I knew Spacemen were going to be jerks, elitist jerks,”
said Jerry Bob.
“Really,” scolded Polly, “Again with that.”
The being got back into its tubular spacecraft.
The glowing light ceased, and the vehicle phased in and
out of sight until it was gone, leaving a smoking
crater behind.
“Damn it you guys,” said Sheriff John, shaking his head, ripping
his hat off his head.
Polly looked at him sharply but didn’t say anything.