Thursday, October 7, 2021

This Isn't Over

 


I really love October for the glut of scary stories out there. It's really my favorite time to write something horror related. So I hope you enjoy this silly little cliche piece of gory horror. Please enjoy and I hope I can do a few more this month!


This Isn't Over

                Reggie sat on the edge of the ambulance bumper. He was trying to hold still as he sipped his coffee but he was shaking too much. The coffee was too hot but he was too numb to notice as it spilled over his hand and dripped onto the gray blanket draped over his shoulders. The night was quiet but altogether too loud.    

                The ambulance and police car lights flickered on the surrounding houses. The strobe effect was making Reggie nervous. He tried to catch his breath and hold still.  The whole night seemed to be a series of flashes in his mind and he had trouble making sense of it all. Too many flashes. 

                A pair of black dress shoes crunched the leaves in front of Reggie. He looked up at the slender man standing there. A large bronze badge hanging from his neck over an old neck tie caught Reggie’s attention. 

                “So, whose blood is that,” asked the detective.               

                Reggie tried to answer but all he could do was shake and spill a little more coffee. 

                “Listen,” said the man, “I’m Detective Orie and I just want you to tell me what you can about what happened tonight. Just take your time and tell me what you can.” 

                Reggie nodded and cleared his throat. He wiped his cheek and looked at the blood on back of his hand. His friend’s blood. All his friends. All their blood. Reggie dropped the coffee cup to the street and buried his face into his hands. He began to sob. Deep breathy sobs echoed through the neighborhood. 

                Detective Orie looked over to his partner and shook his head. His partner, nodded and told the ambulance driver to take Reggie out of there, to the hospital.  The EMT helped the sobbing Reggie into the back of the ambulance. As they got him seated, he looked up at Detective Orie and managed to say, “It’s not over.” The doors of the ambulance slammed shut and it took off towards the rising sun. 

                “What was that about,” asked Detective Teria as she watched the ambulance maneuver through the crowded street.

                “I’m not sure,” said Detective Orie, “This is a pretty bad one for sure.” 

                Detective Orie and his partner headed toward the house where the massacre had happened. They ducked under the classic yellow police line/crime scene tape. Detective Orie always felt that was so cliché but it was just a part of the job. 

                They stepped through the front entrance of the three-story home into the foyer. In front of them were the badly mutilated bodies of a young man and woman. Detective Teria looked back over her shoulder to take a quick fresh breath before venturing further. The tile floor was drenched in blood and they had to step around it gingerly. The Crime Scene techs had placed a piece of plywood stretching from the front door to the bottom step that led upstairs. It kept their feet out of the blood. 

                Detectives Orie and Teria looked up the carpeted stairs where two young women were sitting in puddles of blood. They were sitting back to back, dead, positioned on the stairs, leaning against each other. Set up in a macabre display. 

                “Jesus,” said Detective Teria. 

                They stepped around the bodies in the foyer and worked their way down the hall where yet another body was. A large man, in a football jersey, was apparently impaled by a beer keg, the spout protruding from the middle of his chest.  Beer was still slightly dripping from the spout. 

                In the kitchen, there was blood spray and spatter all over the walls, the table, the chairs and appliances. The kitchen knives were all out of the knife block on the counter. The knives were sticking out of cabinets and the door frame. The next body was found shoved into an ironing board pantry. It was so crushed the Crime scene team thought it wasn’t a whole body. 

                “Have you ever seen anything like this,” asked Detective Teria. 

                Detective Orie shook his head no. He’d been to war. He’d been a cop for 15 years. Nothing in all that time was as terrible as this. 

                “So, the new is reporting that one guy did all this,” said Teria.

                “How’d the news get that info,” asked Orie. 

                Detective Teria shrugged and tried not to look at the crushed body in the ironing board pantry. She shuddered. 

                “We’ll have to get a statement from that survivor. But one guy doing all of…this? That seems hard to believe. I mean, what kind of psycho barges into a party and just does…this? It’s just not something I am prepared to think about,” said Detective Orie. 

                “Excuse me, Detective,” said one of the Crime Scene Techs, “you better have a look at this security footage.” 

                The detectives followed the tech to a home office off the living room. The tech had the monitor cued up to an image of the house’s back yard. 

                “You’re not going to believe this,” said the tech. 

                The detectives huddled in front of the screen as the tech pressed play. 

                “Dear God,” said Detective Orie as he watched a hulking mass of a man trudge through the yard holding a giant scythe. The man had some sort of mask over his face, a rabbit or a lion perhaps, the video was too grainy to make out. The man in the video stopped in the yard and pointed up at the camera before trudging into the house.  He re-appeared in the yard a short time later trudging back the way he came. He was carrying a head in his hand like one would carry a bowling ball.   

                   “Great,” said Detective Teria, “One guy. One massive guy with a giant scythe. Holding a human head.  Shouldn’t be too hard to find right?” 

                “Maybe the kid was right,” said Detective Orie, “Maybe this wasn’t over.”



Thursday, September 30, 2021

Putting Pen to Paper

 


Playfully putting pen to paper

to participate in the proliferation

of profane poetry.

 

Shit.

Sex.

Dirty Stuff.

Yeah, real nasty things.

Boogers.

 

Pointless puffery

peddled while patiently

pausing from purity in

pursuit of pleasures.

 

Poetry, per say,

providing the portal

of phonetic pornography,

impersonally.

 

Protest this putrid and

pompous puerility?   

Please.

You’ve perused previously.

 

Boobies.

Naughty stuff,

Butts.

Lingerie.

 

Probably pushing the

polite positions of polished

and practiced plebeians.

Pedantic plop.

 

Putting the pen to paper,

(fingers to the keys)

placing profound pressure on

a poet in presenting profundities.

 

Playful poem,

proudly displayed,

pronouncing,

“Writer’s Block.”

 

Piss.





Friday, September 24, 2021

That Sinking Feeling

 


“This boat is sinking,” said the Captain.

“No, there’s just extra water around,” said the man, “we’re not sinking.”

 

“This extra water is up to our knees,” said the Captain.

“Maybe your knees but not mine. I’m taller so…,” said the man.

 

“Listen, you keep ignoring the problem and you’ll drown,” said the Captain as he put on his life preserver.

“You keep saying there’s a problem, but everything is fine with me. I’m taller than you, remember,” said the man.

 

“I’m not sure what height has to do with this, the whole boat is sinking, you don’t see that as a problem in general,” asked the Captain.

“It’s not my boat,” said the man.

 

“There’s hundreds of people on board that could die if it sinks, what about them,” asked the Captain.

“That’s not really a “me” problem,” said the man.

 

“Well, just in case, please put on this life preserver,” said the Captain.

“Who are you to tell me to put on a life preserver? How dare you tell me what to do,” said the man as he tossed the life preserver aside.

 

The Captain sighed and blew his emergency whistle and ordered the life boats to be loaded.

 

“I’m not getting in those boats. They don’t look safe,” said the man.

“They’re perfectly seaworthy and safe. Now please get in,” said the Captain.

 

“Who made these boats? Where were they certified as sea worthy? Are there other options I can take,” asked the Man.

“I don’t know who made them, they’re life boats. To save lives. They’re inherently good things,” said the Captain.

 

“Well if you’re not sure about them then I’m not getting in and all those people getting in them are just sheep. Can’t think for themselves. Total sheep,” said the man, folding his arms across his chest. The water now wetting his elbows.

 

“I'm sure the boats are just fine. Now please sir, you’re actually holding up the line for those that do want to get on the boats,” said the Captain.

“Why should I move? They should find another way around me because I’m comfortable where I am,” said the man.  

 

“Listen, sir, you’re becoming a danger to the other passengers and the water is rising rapidly,” said the Captain.

“Well, you should do something about it, but only if I agree that what you do is right for me,” said the man.

 

“If you don’t move sir, I’m afraid I may have to shoot you sir,” said the Captain.

“You’re a gun guy too! That’s awesome! I love my guns. I love my guns, Jesus, American beer, trucks, not waiting in line, spitting on the sidewalk, and making sick ass messes in port-o-potties, cause, like whatever right? That’s not my job to clean it up. You should have seen what I did to the shitter on this tugboat,” said the man.

 

“That was you,” asked the Captain, “you’re disgusting. Why would you write on the walls with your own shit?”

“I didn’t wash my hands either, that’s you’re rule, not mine,” said the man.

 

The Captain pulled his side arm from his holster.

 

“Fine, I’ll move, but I’m not getting on those untested boats. Who knows what crazy shit might be in those boats? They’re probably self-driving boats with microchip computers that are designed to take us to some pirate slave island where we’ll be forced to have sex with dudes and eat aborted fetuses. You get in if you want, but I’m staying safe right here,” said the man.

 

The other passengers rushed around the man and safely boarded the life boats.   The Captain looked at the man, with water now over his folded arms nearly at his neck, and made one last appeal to the man to board.

 

“No way (gurgle). Have fun on your gay sex slave island you devils,” said the man.

 

The Captain ordered the lifeboats to be lowered into the water and they safely rowed away from the sinking ship. The Captain kept his eye on the man, who seemed to be shouting something now. The Captained strained to hear.

 

“Aren’t (gurgle, choke) you coming back for me,” screamed the man right before the sea swallowed him.

 

The life boats did actually have computer-controlled navigation that did take the survivors to a sex island (sex of all kinds was had and the meals were all inclusive and fabulous, no fetuses in sight), and all agreed that it was really the best vacation they ever had and can’t wait to go back next year.

 

 

 

 

 

Nauticus

Photo by

Darren.Moore


Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Forgot

 


I forgot to be mad.

I forgot to be jealous.

 

I forgot my regrets.

I forgot my foolishness.

 

I forgot it all.

I forgot I was forgetting.

 

I looked at her,

she looked at me.

 

I forgot everything else

except her eyes, looking back at mine.

 

I forgot about this sort of thing.

I forgot about that meaningful look.

 

I forgot lovers looked that way.

I forgot how hard I wished for it.

 

I forgot the past,

I forgot the future.

 

I forgot ever worrying,

I forgot that I was supposed to.

 

I forgot to be anxious.

I forgot to be scared.

 

I forgot my judgments.

I forgot my preconceptions.

 

I remember

Her smile.  

 

I saw it, that sweet smile,

which I had forgotten women make.

 

I hope she remembers it,

as well as I do.  

 

But then,

I forgot I am a romantic.


Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Clicking

 



I kept hearing clicking as we spoke.

The sound a roller coaster might make

as it climbs higher and higher,

but there’s no drop.

 

We keep talking,

I keep hearing clicking,

and it fills me with a new

excitement.

 

The clicking isn’t annoying,

or frustrating or intimidating,

it’s just there, like the gears of

a grandfather clock masterfully made.

 

A metronome swinging back and forth

with the rhythm of the conversation,

a steady pace, clicking, like parts

fitting together.

 

Click – I like that.

Click – I like that too.

Click – That makes me laugh.

Click – Me too.

 

It was no measure of time,

it wasn’t a beating of hearts,

just a conversation,

clicking.

 

A clicking I liked,

A clicking I hope to hear more.

A clicking that fits effortlessly

into place with the other clicking sounds.

 

Click – I saw that too.

Click – I had a similar adventure.

Click – I see that the same way!

Click – Let’s do this again.

 

A kiss good-night – Click.


Thursday, September 9, 2021

Twenty Years Ago

 




These are always tough to write.

I’ve actually written ten of them.

You’d think it would get easier,

but it never really does.

 

20 years is a lifetime to some,

20 years is nothing in the universe.

20 years ago, is odd to say.

20 years ago, is easy to remember.

 

09/11/2001.

As much a date in my mind as

12/07/1941 and 06/06/1944,

as much as 04/12/1861 and

04/02/1917 or 01/28/1986.

 

All dates of infamy and pain.

Shared across this country like

a yoke of impossible disbelief.  

Joining us all in the choir of sorrows.

 

We have grown with the scars

etched on our souls,

while the young know nothing

of the marks we carry inside.

 

It’s strange to imagine a world

before 9/11. I don’t remember

what life was like before then.

Were we less divided as a country?

More divided?

 

Were conspiracies and cockamamie

theories just the left-overs of bad

X-Files episodes or were we always

headed down such a divisive path?

 

Does it diminish the memory of all

those valiant lost and dead when we

play with the tableau of history to suit

our perspective?

 

I miss who we were,

20 years ago, on 09/09/2001.

I miss not having to ask these questions.

I honor those that were elevated into memory,

as I trace the scar on my soul.

                                            -------------------------------------------------

 

 - Photo Credit - Me. I took this photo on 08/23/2001 (I had it framed, that’s why it looks like I took it with a cell phone.)

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

For a Change


 

In Autumn,

a sunbeam,

is aesthetically pleasing.

 

In Winter,

a sunbeam,

is precious.

 

In Spring,

a sunbeam,

is a welcome old friend.

 

In Summer,

a sunbeam,

is a laser beam death ray.

 

It’s perspective,

that’s changed.

Like the seasons.

 

Always on the move,

always in flux,

always in transition.

 

No stubborn absolutism,

no intransigent positions,

no stagnation.

 

Change is change,

for change,

in change.

 

In mind,

a change,

is good.