Art Clokey would have been 90 years old today. Art is the father of Gumby and Pokey and all their claymation pals. In honor of his contribution to society and the collective conscience I'm going to submit this blog entirely in claymation. Observe...
Okay... wait.....
Okay.................... hold it, I can't get the camera to work right.... Okay........
So, I gotta make this clay thing stay? But its arm keeps falling. Hold it... okay... God DAMN IT!!
Okay.... reset the camera and take this... picture okay... and there. Two frames... Wait.... Ugh! the lens cap was on!!! Son of a rasitfracking margalbargle @!#@%#@!*!@ shoes @#!##!$**@!!!!!!
Okay... forget it. Thanks Art for all your contributions. Oh, and thanks for doing all those crazy drugs and all the free love experiments so we wouldn't have to. I hope you're having fun on your spaceship to the "out there, man".
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