Handle With Care

Contents are delicate,
do not shake,
puncture,
rattle,
poke,
or otherwise.

Contents are vulnerable

to pressure,
heat,
cold,
solitude,
rejection.

Contents may include:

Impatience,
Patience,
Love,
Anger,
Willfulness.

Contents are dangerous,

Do not use near open flames or
passion,
Keep out of reach of children and
small animals,
Rose colored glasses may be required
for operation.

Contents may cause:

Exhaustion, frustration, confusion,
misunderstandings, fear,
happiness, joy, peace, rage and
silence.

Refer to manufacturer for any quality

issues or replacement parts.
Guaranteed
Overnight
Delivery