I have these
clothes,
certain
clothes, that I
worry about.
I worry they
may be
unlucky.
I stand in
front of my closet and
look in on
the shirts hanging and
try to
decide if one shirt is
less lucky
than another.
Was I
wearing this shirt the last
time I got
laid? Or was this the
shirt that bore
witness to the
breaking of
my heart?
There are
certain socks,
boxers,
tee-shirts, sweaters,
that can’t
be worn together
because the
combination is unlucky.
It isn’t
about matching or
coordinating,
it’s about apparel fate.
Is this an unlucky
pair of socks? Will
things go my
way in these pants?
Was I
wearing this when so and so
died? Were
these boxer shorts
responsible
for that
accident?
Did she love
me in these pants?
Will this
shirt repel the object of my
affection?
Will I be
wearing these socks when I
kick the
bucket?
It’s hard to
get dressed some days,
when a few outfits
have some
unlucky
memories attached to them.
Maybe I
should dress in the dark.
Although I’d
probably trip over something
on the floor
and stumble into
a wall and
crack my head open
and bleed to
death.
“Damn
unlucky socks,” would say the
paramedics
who arrive seven
days later
to find my corpse
crumpled on
the floor.
“If only he
had been barefoot,”
another
paramedic would say.
Then they’d
let the fire men in
to burn all
the cursed clothing.
I look at my
clothes like talismans,
they either
help me or they hinder me
and it’s
completely irrational and
makes me
wonder how I got that way.
But then, I’m
not wearing a
lucky shirt
today, so of course
I’d think
that. A lucky shirt wouldn’t
worry about
it at all.
Maybe
tomorrow
I’ll wear a
lucky shirt
and things
will be different,
unless the
socks are unlucky.
Damn.
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