Friday, May 6, 2016

The Strange Ballad of Gary Lemonade

Gary Lemonade doesn’t
care about your party.

Gary Lemonade doesn’t
care about your dress.

Gary Lemonade doesn’t
like that look on your face.

Gary Lemonade doesn’t
want a quiet night in.

Gary Lemonade does
want to dance.

Gary Lemonade does
want to touch your lips.

Gary Lemonade does
like your legs.

Gary Lemonade does
need a drink.

Gary Lemonade wears
a leather jacket with spikes.

Gary Lemonade wears
steel toe boots to weddings.

Gary Lemonade wears
boxers instead of briefs.

Gary Lemonade wears
neck ties with tee-shirts.

Gary Lemonade wants
a date with you.

Gary Lemonade wants
to sleep with you.

Gary Lemonade wants
the red Kool-Aid.

Gary Lemonade wants
a houseplant in the car.

Gary Lemonade didn’t
know about it before.

Gary Lemonade didn’t
learn about it then.

Gary Lemonade didn’t
bother to read the book.

Gary Lemonade didn’t
see the film.

Gary Lemonade is
thirsty for trouble.

Gary Lemonade is
hungry for bad.

Gary Lemonade is
practicing with a knife.

Gary Lemonade is
stealing hearts.

Gary Lemonade feels
his age.

Gary Lemonade feels
the Earth spinning.

Gary Lemonade feels
mortal.

Gary Lemonade feels
too cool for Friday night.


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