“Never trust
a white man
in a
Hawaiian shirt,” I said
to the nineteen
year old Rapper
I happened
to come across
during a
Saturday night
adventure.
“Huh,” he
said to me.
I had
wandered past
a bar with
beats and
deep bass emanating from
inside.
There was a crowd
outside,
talking and laughing.
I stopped to
light a smoke
and started
a conversation with
a guy who happened
to be the promoter of the event.
“This young rapper
inside, he’s my new client,”
said the
promoter, “He’s good.”
The promoter
told me to check it out.
I went into
the bar, sticking out, in
a bright
ocean blue Hawaiian shirt,
and an Irish
face highlighted red with
drink. I settled in by the pool table to
listen to
the young rapper and his
throaty back-up.
I bobbed my
head in time,
listened as
best I could through the
thundering rhythm.
I couldn’t quite
make out the
words, but the young rapper
had talent,
it seemed. The song ended.
I clapped
with all the other patrons.
I thought I
should get a drink at the bar,
so I could, you
know, blend in. I couldn’t
make it
though because right at that moment,
a young
woman with her head buried in a smart
phone
crossed my path, she was followed by
Lil Wayne,
and then a huge body guard.
“Was that
Lil Wayne,” I asked the
guy behind
me. He nodded that it was.
Since the
bartender was unreachable I decided
I’d go back
outside, see that promoter,
and see if
that was indeed Lil Wayne.
Because,
hey, Lil Wayne.
I went
outside and the promoter and
Lil Wayne
were talking briefly and before
you could
say “Cellphone Camera”, Lil Wayne
was in a
luxury car and they vanished into the
night. I looked at the promoter and I nodded.
He nodded
back.
“I should
have got a picture,” I said.
I’m not sure
what the promoter thought
I said but
he goes, “Hang on,” and went into
the bar and
came outside with the young rapper.
“This guy
wanted to meet you,” said the promoter
to the young
rapper.
“Who are
you,” said the young rapper.
“Me? I’m
just a white guy in a Hawaiian shirt,” I said.
The promoter
seemed to laugh.
“But I
really enjoyed what you got going on in there
and I wish
you nothing but success,” I said.
He looked at
my curiously, eyebrows furrowed.
I laughed,
explained how he should
never trust
a white man in a Hawaiian shirt,
shook their
hands and continued on my
Saturday
night journey, feeling nostalgic
for the
adventures, misadventures,
of my
younger days.
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