The Turtle
Rodeo
is a
spectacular
extravaganza
of
unanticipated
thrills,
chills,
spills and various
other ills
of all manner.
You will not
believe your
eyes when
you see the
skill, the
bravery, the raw
power, of
the world famous,
wild and rugged,
Turtleboys
of Madagascar.
See them
rope, ride, bust,
and break
turtles of all breeds
in this once
in a lifetime opportunity!
It’s action
like you’ve never seen,
nor were
ever likely to believe.
Your jaw
will drop!
Cheer, ooh
and ahh, with your
friends as
Bucky the Box Turtle Breaker
goes for the
Turtle Rodeo record of
seven hours
before being thrown
to the
grassy arena of doom.
Will Bucky
survive!?!
You’ve
watched other catastrophes
before, so
why stop now.
Don’t worry
about the ASPCA,
they don’t
care about turtles,
so bring
your turtle shell soup bowl and
tell the
babysitter you’ll be late!
You’ll be at
the Turtle Rodeo
having the
greatest time
mortality
can provide!
Yee-haw!
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