Gerald
kicked his snow covered boots off at the door. They tumbled into the pile of
other shoes and winter weather gear left in the corner of the foyer. A little
snow flew from the soles of his boots onto the hardwood floor. Gerald dried it
with his sock, rubbing his foot back and forth over the spot as he took his winter
coat off. He pulled the wool cap from his head and shook the light snow from
it. He hung his coat and winter items on the banister. There was a coat rack
but it was already loaded up to the point of nearly tipping over. “Family”, mused Gerald.
He
walked in his sock-feet through the front hallway into the kitchen. His brother
and sister-in-law were mid-argument about how much screen time was too much for
Gerald’s niece, Samantha. Brad, Gerald’s
brother, was of the belief that as long as Samantha was learning something
there were no issues with her sitting nose deep into the iPad. Trinity, Gerald’s
sister-in-law, whole-heartedly disagreed and was of the belief that Samantha
needed to socialize more with the other six-year-old kids.
Gerald
rubbed his cold hands together loudly to see if he could get Brad and Trinity’s
attention.
“Sure
is cold out there,” said Gerald.
His
brother nodded in Gerald’s direction and Trinity half waved as she continued to
make her point regarding the lack of socialization skills as a rapidly growing issue
among school age children.
Gerald
half waved back and curled his toes in his socks. He didn’t like to see his
family fight, especially about something so trivial. It made him worry that
maybe there were larger issues under the surface Brad and Trinity weren’t
willing to deal with.
“Where’s
Samantha,” asked Gerald.
Brad
gestured toward Samantha’s room upstairs as he made his point about how silly
Trinity was being and that he was practically raised by TV and he turned out
just fine. To which Trinity scoffed and said it was obvious he was raised by TV
considering his limited attention span. Gerald took this as an opportunity to
sneak out of the kitchen and see what his niece was up to.
Gerald
climbed the stairs, passed the stereotypical photo gallery along the staircase
wall. The family photos with baby Samantha, the photos of Brad and Gerald’s
long deceased parents in their best 1970’s groovy outfits; one of them, or even
both of them, holding either a cigarette or a can of Old Style. Gerald cringed at the late 1980’s school
photos of himself and Brad. Trinity always looked the same in all her photos
going all the way back to third-grade it seemed. Gerald was ashamed to admit
his little crush on his brother’s wife. He’d never act on it or even vocalize
it in any way. Yet it tugged at him in a very jealous way. His sin was envy and
being covetous and he shamefully knew it.
“Uncle
Ger,” said Samantha. Her little name for Gerald. She was at the top of the
stairs waiting for him. She was wearing a sheer veil over her head, “I’m
playing Wedding.”
“Who’s
getting married,” asked Gerald.
Samantha
tried to brush the veil from off her face but it was too long. She tried to
blow it off her face but it didn’t budge.
“Bum-Bum
is getting married,” she giggled and grabbed Gerald by the hand leading him to
her room. In her room she had set up her stuffed animals in three rows of
wedding guests and at the front was her stuffed bunny, Bum-Bum. She had managed to put a small bow around his
worn neck as a tie. He looked nervous.
“Who
is Bum-bum getting married to,” asked Gerald.
“Shhhh….
the Penguin is about to start,” she said with her little finger to her lips.
A
plastic Christmas penguin was clearly officiating these nuptials. Samantha
pulled the plastic penguin in front of Bum-Bum and in her best deep voice began
the wedding service. Gerald sat down on the floor on the bride’s side as he
felt it was the right thing to do.
“Do
you Bum-Bum,” she said with a very serious look on her face, “take Miss Samantha
McClean, Princess of the Islands, Lady of the Water people and all-powerful
ruler of Closetvania?”
Samantha reached down and shook Bum-Bum’s head
in a vigorous nod. “Yes, I do. I most absolutely really do,” said Bum-Bum in
his usual high register.
“With
the powers invested in me by the State of Connecticut,” said the Penguin, “I now
proname you Princess and Bunny!”
Samantha clapped and leaned down and kissed Bum-Bum on his worn-out
nose. Gerald clapped and cheered. Samantha took a little bow.
“We’re
not really married. We’re just pretend married,” said Samantha with a
know-it-all look on her little freckled face.
“Could
have fooled me,” said Gerald, “That was a very official looking wedding.”
“It’s
not real,” she said, in her comforting little tone, patting Gerald on the
shoulder.
Gerald
laughed and pulled her towards him and gave her a big hug. “Congratulations on
your big wedding day though. Where’s the reception?”
“It
was going to be in the kitchen but the party that is in there is taking too
long,” said Samantha.
She
frowned as she said it. Gerald felt instantly bad that this pretend wedding
officiated by a plastic penguin was being held up by Brad and Trinity’s silly
argument.
“Well,
let’s see what we can do about that,” said Gerald as he picked up Samantha in
his arms.
“Don’t
forget my husband,” said Samantha.
“Oh,
of course,” said Gerald as he reached down to pick Bum-Bum up as well.
Gerald
hummed the Wedding March, “Here comes the bride…” but didn’t know the rest of
the words as they came down the stairs. He was making a big production of it to
alert the over-staying kitchen usurpers as to their arrival. When he got to the
kitchen, Trinity and Brad had put their argument away for another time and over-excitedly
welcomed Samantha and Bum-Bum on their big day.
They sat her down at the table and Trinity asked her what was on the
menu for her big reception.
“Peanut
butter and jelly,” gleefully yelled Samantha.
Gerald
looked at his brother, who seemed only tacitly engaged with his wife and
daughter, as he stared out the big kitchen window at the quickly falling snow. Gerald’s brother sighed.
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