Stop Upsetting the Mothers

 

Well, you went ahead and

did it.

You really did it this time.

Your ineffectiveness and

cowardice finally got to her.

 

You’ve upset my mother.

 

It’s not enough that some

of you want to limit her

choices as a woman, and

remove a right she has had since

1972.

 

It’s this faux compassion for

the “most helpless among us.”

That has really upset her.

Which in turn upsets me.

Which means your mothers

are probably just as upset

as mine.

 

Because you lack any courage

to boldly and bravely scold or

slap or handcuff the hands holding

the guns to our children’s heads.

You’re all worthless.

 

To those people who are

pro-gun; you can’t also be

pro-life. It’s mutually exclusive.

If you’re pro-life; you can’t be

pro-gun. The two concepts are

diametrically opposed.

 

And you’re upsetting my mother.

 

I don’t care if you think it’s,

“Your right” to own an automatic

rifle. You’re a fucking dumbass

who is upsetting a lot of mothers.

Especially mine.

 

Get your shit together legislators.

Ban assault weapons.

Remove the immunity from

prosecution for gun manufacturers,

and stop upsetting the mothers.