Another ruined pair
of pants,
another shredded teen-ager
caught beneath my
fingernails.
Another Full Moon. Damn it.
I howl and warn at
passers-by in the woods
that I’m out there, prowling
through the mists,
but they just keep coming.
Being loud.
Traipsing through my
territory like the dumb
teenagers that they are.
The stacks of teen-ager
corpses should be warning enough,
but the sheriff says it’s
unrelated.
They think some lunatic
escaped from the local
asylum. When’s the last time
anyone lived by the, “Local Asylum?”
as if they’re just dotted
throughout
the rural landscape.
I ate those kids,
and ruined my favorite pair
of jeans in the process.
There’s just no getting them
washed or fixed. I should just
go back to wearing sweatpants.
I don’t like sweatpants though,
the elastic is good for when I change,
but otherwise, they’re pretty uncomfortable.
Especially when I’m human
and I have a date. Who looks good in
sweatpants on a date?
I mean I eat her either way,
but still, I want to look nice before I
devour her. I mean, I’m not a monster.
I’m just a werewolf.
I’m just a man.
Sort of.
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