So there,
I did it,
again,
for you all.
Again.
You’re safe
now,
the danger
has passed,
everything
is cool,
no more
cowering beneath
that
overturned car please, sir.
Seriously,
the space thingys,
are gone,
back up to…space,
the
explosions are over,
there’s
nothing to fear,
not really anyway.
Yes. Yes. I
know you’re
grateful,
No, No ma’am,
please put
those away,
that’s just
not decent,
really, it’s
okay.
I’ve used my
powers to
save you
all, just another
day of doing
my duty to
protect the
Earth from
all the,
stuff.
It’s just
what I do,
I know no
one asked,
it just had
to be done,
or you’d
wind up on
your ass.
Well, I’m
sorry you feel
that way
sir. It’s just how
it is. I
save you. You thank me.
I say it was
nothing, just my duty,
then I fly
home.
But you know
what?
I’m tired of
it. I think I want
some
groveling and begging,
and a statue,
right over there,
where that
lady flashed me her boobs.
Yeah, where’d
she go?
Get her back
out here.
She can be
in the statute too.
There you
are dear.
Why so shy
now?
Forget it.
I’m just
going to go.
To my secret
base.
I’ll watch a
little TV and
maybe go to
bed.
You guys
want to hang out
instead? No.
Okay, Yeah,
I get it.
Lots of loved ones
to find
after nearly half the city
was
destroyed in that amazing battle…
…that I won.
For you.
That’s cool.
(Whoosh)
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