In Stores Near You!!!!

“Hey Kids!

Bored of the same old

toys, action figures and

dress up dolly’s?

You are?! Then listen

to this:

Terrorsphere is here!

That’s right, the new toy

that’s all the rage,

Terrorsphere!

You can bounce it,

shake it,

roll it,

curse at it,

assault your friends,

assault your enemies,

It’s all permissible!

It’s all Okay because it’s

Terrorsphere!!!!!

 Our patented technology

allows the Terrorsphere to

roam without any recourse or

consequence. You’ll love it!

And so will your parents, guardians,

grandparents, foster family or

refugee guards!

The Terrorsphere comes with

absolutely nothing but what you

put into it.

Homophobia?

IN THE TERRORSPHERE!

Religious Extremism?

IN THE TERRORSPHERE!

Daddy never hugged you?

IN THE TERRORSPHERE!”

The TV droned on

with another new

commercial.

Or was it News?

Either way,

I shut it off.