Dear Mr.
Christmas,
I hope all
is well with you and
your kind
and
things are
swell and
not heavy on
your mind.
Things over
here aren’t so great,
I don’t want
to be a nag
or berate.
But we’re in
a pickle and everything
is a drag.
I write to
you once more,
to remind
you of what you said before,
when the
kids were sad and you were
late, those words
you spoke to make
us elate.
You said, “Quit
your bitching and
shut up! I’m
doing my best here so lay
off. I’m
just one guy, doing what I can.
I’m not sure
why I give a damn.”
Is what you
said.
Mr.
Christmas, you’re the best.
Saying what
we can’t.
Puffing up
your chest.
Fighting
like a fire ant.
Mr.
Christmas, you’re so cool.
What would
Jesus do?
Walking on
water when it freezes?
Mr.
Christmas does it too,
he calls it
ice skating and
does it when
he pleases.
But Mr.
Christmas, all that you know,
I’m just
here to remind you of the season,
and to ask
of you, before you show,
to look
beyond our heart’s treason,
and help us
if you can.
Here’s a
list we made,
we hope it
helps you out,
because off
the path we strayed,
and with all
your clout,
we hope you
can make our dream true:
To make the
Holiday bright,
treat each
other right,
put our
dicks away,
fight for
equal pay,
Stop our
warring ways,
end persecuting
gays,
save the
poor,
show the
fats cats the door,
from pollution
you can save,
keep us from
the grave.
Mr.
Christmas, can’t you see,
how much we
need your seasoned
company.
Mr. Christmas
don’t delay,
you’ve only
got a couple days.
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