Put in a
quarter,
(it used to
be a dime)
and test
your skill
at the Fate
Machine.
It doesn’t
take much
talent, just
a small fee,
to see which
direction
your destiny
is headed.
Put your
feet on the pedals,
grasp the
handrails,
put on your
goggles and
the tinfoil
helmet.
The
electrodes go in your,
nose, mouth,
anus and
urethra
(please use the wipes
provided)
Just a few
volts,
a jolt or two,
that’s only
a little blood,
yes, that’s
stool.
Now hold
still,
just wait,
any second
now,
your fate is
revealed.
And here it
comes,
your results
are printing now,
boy this is
exciting,
are you
using the wipes?
Here it is!
You’re
results!
---GULLIBLE---
Oh, that’s… that seems mean…
Well, I mean, who would
really believe in a Fate Machine
that only cost
a quarter?
(It used to be a Dime)
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