The Massive
Heart Sale
Extravaganza
is going
on right
now!
We’ve got
used hearts,
broken hearts,
still-beating
hearts,
wounded hearts,
hearts of
lions, tigers, baboons
and heroes!
Don’t miss
our
Heart-stravaganza
sidewalk
sale!
Black
hearts, red hearts,
rainbow
hearts, are all
discounted
to move
and move
fast!
Looking for
that matching
heart to
yours? We’ve got that
too! A fine
selection of lonely
hearts,
isolated hearts, miser
hearts,
silly hearts all priced to
go!
Need a break
from the summer heat?
We’ve got
cold hearts, icy hearts,
stone
hearts, and the ever popular and
highly
sought after heart on a sleeve!
No sale
would be complete without
our amazing
discounted costs on the
most
precious “Heart of Gold”.(For a limited
time only,
selection is limited. Not available
in Hawaii or
Puerto Rico.)
So come on
down today to Michael’s
Massive
Heart Sale Extravaganza!
We’re just a
Heart beat away!
Located next to the
old Arcade on 5th!
Be there!
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