The monster
under the bed
is bored.
The slime
creature in the closet
is filing
his…slime.
The zombies
in the graveyard
are bonking
into each other.
The ghosts
have dropped their
chains and
just watch TV.
The
werewolves are looking into
real estate
in a “nice” neighborhood.
The vampires
are on a strict
vegan diet.
The Creature
from the Black Lagoon
is
considering relocating to Clear Lake.
Dr.
Frankenstein is a share holder in a
pharmaceutical
manufacturer.
His monster
is on the board of
directors.
The Mummy is
gathering dust
in the
museum, in a dust pan, he works there.
The Demons
of ancient lore have a
reality show
and production takes up
way too much
time for possessions.
You’ve probably
seen it.
The terrors
of the past have
nothing left
to do. So they sit,
looking into
retirement communities,
checking
their 401k’s, and hoping
the damn
grand-kids might call
and tell
them how scary the world really is.
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