became a super value.
I don’t think I’ve ever paid99 cents for anything.
As I write this I can’tbelieve there isn’t a symbol for “cents”.
That’s right, look at your keyboard,no symbol for “cents”.
It’s ridiculous to advertise somethingas a great value at 99 cents when it’s never,
Taxes prevent anything from actuallybeing 99 cents.
Dollar menus? Jokes.Dollar stores? Bring two.
What’s a dollar anyway?There’s a dollar in change somewhere,
in your house right now that you don’tcare about.
That’s right. A jar, a vase, a bank,filled with more than a dollar.
Just sitting, on a forgotten basementtable. Gathering dust.