Monster Fight Instructions

Zombie

(Punch)

Frankenstein’s Monster

(Fire)

Vampire

(Punch)

Sparkly Vampire

(Punch & Stake)

Creature from The Black Lagoon

(Fishing Lure & punch)

The Mummy

(Punch)

The Wolfman

(Punch)

Witch

(Punch)

Ghost

(Punch the air)

Skeleton

(Punch)

The Devil

(Punch & Jesus)

Finding a strong, mutually beneficial,

stable relationship with a partner willing

to accept you for who you are and sexual

compatiability

(Um….. punch?)