The Massive Heart Sale
Extravaganza is going
on right now!
We’ve got used hearts,
broken hearts, still-beating
hearts, wounded hearts,
hearts of lions, tigers, baboons
Don’t miss our
Black hearts, red hearts,
rainbow hearts, are all
discounted to move
and move fast!
Looking for that matching
heart to yours? We’ve got that
too! A fine selection of lonely
hearts, isolated hearts, miser
hearts, silly hearts all priced to
Need a break from the summer heat?
We’ve got cold hearts, icy hearts,
stone hearts, and the ever popular and
highly sought after heart on a sleeve!
No sale would be complete without
our amazing discounted costs on the
most precious “Heart of Gold”.(For a limited
time only, selection is limited. Not available
in Hawaii or Puerto Rico.)
So come on down today to Michael’s
Massive Heart Sale Extravaganza!
We’re just a Heart beat away!
Located next to the old Arcade on 5th!