Friday, June 3, 2016

Massive Heart Sale!

The Massive Heart Sale
Extravaganza is going
on right now!

We’ve got used hearts,
broken hearts, still-beating
hearts, wounded hearts,
hearts of lions, tigers, baboons
and heroes!

Don’t miss our
Heart-stravaganza sidewalk

Black hearts, red hearts,
rainbow hearts, are all
discounted to move
and move fast!

Looking for that matching
heart to yours? We’ve got that
too! A fine selection of lonely
hearts, isolated hearts, miser
hearts, silly hearts all priced to

Need a break from the summer heat?
We’ve got cold hearts, icy hearts,
stone hearts, and the ever popular and
highly sought after heart on a sleeve!

No sale would be complete without
our amazing discounted costs on the
most precious “Heart of Gold”.(For a limited
time only, selection is limited. Not available
in Hawaii or Puerto Rico.)

So come on down today to Michael’s
Massive Heart Sale Extravaganza!
We’re just a Heart beat away!
Located next to the old Arcade on 5th!
Be there!

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