Friday, April 8, 2016

In Stores Near You!!!!



“Hey Kids!
Bored of the same old
toys, action figures and
dress up dolly’s?
You are?! Then listen
to this:

Terrorsphere is here!
That’s right, the new toy
that’s all the rage,
Terrorsphere!

You can bounce it,
shake it,
roll it,
curse at it,
assault your friends,
assault your enemies,
It’s all permissible!

It’s all Okay because it’s
Terrorsphere!!!!!

 Our patented technology
allows the Terrorsphere to
roam without any recourse or
consequence. You’ll love it!
And so will your parents, guardians,
grandparents, foster family or
refugee guards!

The Terrorsphere comes with
absolutely nothing but what you
put into it.

Homophobia?
IN THE TERRORSPHERE!
Religious Extremism?
IN THE TERRORSPHERE!
Daddy never hugged you?
IN THE TERRORSPHERE!”

The TV droned on
with another new
commercial.
Or was it News?

Either way,
I shut it off. 

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